September 30, 2011

“Well, all I know is what I read in the papers.”


The citation many websites and books of quotations give for Will Rogers’ famous catchphrase “Well, all I know is what I read in the papers” is the September 30, 1923 issue of The New York Times — and that’s clearly his most famous use in print.

However, Rogers actually started using the line years earlier in his live stage performances.

It gained initial fame when he used it during his appearances in Florenz Ziegfeld’s Midnight Frolic shows in the fall of 1915.

Rogers would stand on the stage dressed in his cowboy outfit, leisurely twirling a lariat, while he commented on recent news stories.

He often started his Midnight Frolic monologues by saying something like:

“Well, what shall I talk about? I ain’t got anything funny to say. All I know is what I read in the papers.”

In December of 1922, Rogers began writing a weekly column for the McNuaght Syndicate titled “Slipping the Lariat Over.”

It was published in The New York Times — and eventually in 600 other daily and weekly newspapers.

Rogers’ column was something like a written version of his stage show. He would note recent items in the news, then make slyly witty remarks about them.

He first used his “all I know...” catchphrase in the “Slipping the Lariat Over” column published in The New York Times on September 30, 1923 — which is why the Times and that date is cited by so many books and websites.

In that week’s column, Rogers commented on news stories which had speculated that a recent earthquake in Japan had somehow caused an accidental grounding of U.S. Navy ships near New York City and various other unusual events.

Rogers wrote:

      “Well, all I know is what I read in the Papers. That Japanese Earthquake, in addition to being the greatest calamity in the history of the World, even at the time that it happened, has, according to Newspapers and Experts, not reaped half of its destruction yet. Every day something happens and we don’t know exactly just what it is, and it will turn out in the Morning Paper to be the Earthquake in Japan that caused it.
       We lost 7 Self Destroyers on the rocks just above here the other day. People thought at first that it might have been a Fog, but it wasn’t; it was the earthquake in Japan.”

Later in that column Rogers humorously praised fighter Luis Firpo for not blaming his defeat in a recent boxing match on the earthquake in Japan.

He also noted drily:

     “I read where Will Hays went to Europe with Ambassador Harvey [the U.S. ambassador to Great Britain]. Now I don’t know if that was Politics or the Earthquake — either one is equally destructive.”

Rogers went on to use “all I know is what I read in the papers,” with minor variations, in many following “Slipping the Lariat Over” columns.

His column was hugely popular and he continued writing it until his tragic death in a plane crash in 1935.

Rogers once said about the success of his newspaper column:

      “When I first started out to write and misspelled a few words, people said I was plain ignorant. But when I got all the words wrong, they declared I was a humorist.”

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September 23, 2011

Today’s the anniversary of “Man’s best friend.”


September 23rd is the anniversary of what is said to be the origin of a dog-related saying that’s as or more famous than “Love me, love my dog.”

The saying is generally heard in the form “A dog is a man’s best friend.”

Sometimes it’s given as “A man’s best friend is his dog.”

Either way, almost everyone knows the phrase “man’s best friend.”

The origin of those familiar words is traditionally credited to the closing arguments made by lawyer George Graham Vest in a trial at the Johnson County Courthouse in Warrensburg, Missouri on September 23, 1870.

The case was about a dog named Old Drum.

Old Drum was an unlucky foxhound who crossed paths with a sheep farmer named Leonidas Hornsby in the fall of 1869.

Hornsby had lost some sheep to dogs and had recently vowed to his neighbors that he’d kill any canine he saw on his land. When Old Drum set paw on Hornsby’s property, the farmer kept his vow.

The next morning, Drum’s owner, Charles Burden, went looking for his missing hound dog.

He found him shot dead and figured he knew who did it. So, he filed a lawsuit against Hornsby, asking for compensation.

George Vest served as Burden’s attorney. In his final summation, Vest brought the jury to tears and won the case with these words:

“The best friend a man has in this world may turn against him and become his enemy. His son or daughter that he has reared with loving care may prove ungrateful. Those who are nearest and dearest to us, those whom we trust with our happiness and our good name, may become traitors to their faith…The people who are prone to fall on their knees to do us honor when success is with us may be the first to throw the stone of malice when failure settles its cloud upon our heads. The one absolutely unselfish friend that a man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him and the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous is his dog.”

The first six words of that paragraph, combined with the last three — “The best friend a man has...is his dog” — is said to be the origin of the dog-lovers’ saying we know today.

It’s likely that “A man’s best friend is his dog” was in use before Vest gave his famous closing arguments in 1870. But the folks who live in the nice little city of Warrensburg, Missouri (population 16,000) have their own opinion.

On September 23, 1958, the 88th anniversary of Vest’s memorable words, a statue of Old Drum was placed with great ceremony in front of the Johnson County Courthouse in Warrensburg.

The monument is located along the route of the city’s “Old Drum Transportation” bus. As noted on its website, “the bus is allowed to deviate up to one mile from the fixed route.” But remember: “If you want to request a route deviation contact the bus driver…one hour in advance.”

Here are some of the other famous quotes and phrases linked to SEPTEMBER 23:

“I have not yet begun to fight.”The legendary response attributed to American Revolutionary War hero John Paul Jones, when he was asked by a British commander if he would surrender his sinking ship, the Bonhomme Richard, on September 23, 1779.

“Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.” - Cary Grant’s famous funny line in the film version of Joseph Kesselring’s play Arsenic and Old Lace, which was released to movie theaters in the U.S. on September 23, 1944.

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September 15, 2011

On today’s date, the Vulcan blessing “Live long and prosper” became part of our Earthly language…


You don’t have to be a full-fledged Trekkie to be familiar with the famous “Vulcan blessing” from Star Trek “Live long and prosper” — or with the splay-fingered “Vulcan salute” that is generally used when this saying is spoken.

If you’re a fan of the original Star Trek television series, you’re undoubtedly know the episode that introduced the Vulcan blessing and salute.

It’s titled “Amok Time” and today is its anniversary.

It was first aired on September 15, 1967 (as Episode 1 of Season 2).

I remember watching “Amok Time” that night in ‘67 as a teenager and working to make my fingers split apart in proper Vulcan fashion.

Today, like many Trek fans, I consider it one of the best episodes of the original series.

The script for “Amok Time” was written by the legendary science fiction author Theodore Sturgeon.

It’s one of three scripts he wrote for Star Trek. Sturgeon also penned the script for the humorous “Shore Leave” episode from Season 1 and a script titled “Joy Machine” that was never produced.

In addition to being the first Trek episode to feature the Vulcan blessing and salute, “Amok Time” is the only episode of the original Trek series that includes scenes set on Vulcan, the home planet of Mr. Spock (actor Leonard Nimoy).

Many key elements of Vulcan culture created by this episode were used throughout the rest of the original series — and in the following Trek spin-off TV series and movies.

The most memorable initial use of the Vulcan blessing and salute comes near the end of the “Amok Time” episode.

As Spock prepares to leave the planet, he says to the female Vulcan leader, T’Pau: “Live long, T’Pau, and prosper.”

T’Pau responds: “Live long and prosper, Spock.”

As they speak, they give each other the Vulcan salute.

According to Nimoy, he invented the hand gesture himself and adapted it from one used by Jewish priests while giving a blessing.

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Further reading…


In his autobography, I Am Not Spock (1977), Leonard Nimoy revealed that he invented the Vulcan salute for the Star Trek episode “Amok Time” — and that he based it on a traditional hand gesture used by Jewish priests.

For true Trekkies, this book is required reading.

September 07, 2011

Hope I die before I get old. Then I can sleep when I’m dead…


Today’s date has an ironic link to two famous rock music quotes associated with the deaths of two of rock’s most legendary bad boys.

On September 7, 1978, Keith Moon — the great, drum-kit-destroying drummer for the British band, the Who — died of a drug overdose at age 31.

One of the Who’s first big hits, released in 1965, was “My Generation.” It includes a line every rock fan knows: “Hope I die before I get old.”

       “People try to put us d-down
       Just because we g-g-get around
       Things they do look awful c-c-cold
       Hope I die before I get old.”

Moon was renowned for his self-destructive, drug-and-alcohol amped lifestyle.

Naturally, the famed “Hope I die...” line showed up in obituaries written about him in 1978 and is mentioned in many articles and books about him and the Who.

In an odd coincidence, on September 7, 2003, exactly 25 years after Keith Moon died, American rock musician Warren Zevon died of cancer at age 56.

Like Moon, Zevon was legendary for his substance abuse and other excesses.

One of the best known songs from Zevon’s self-titled 1976 album was "I'll Sleep When I'm Dead." The lyrics were written in Zevon’s darkly-humorous trademark style:

       “I’m drinking heartbreak motor oil and Bombay gin
       I'll sleep when I'm dead
       Straight from the bottle, twisted again
       I’ll sleep when I'm dead.”

Inevitably, the line “I’ll sleep when I'm dead,” was cited in many obits, articles and blog posts when Zevon died.

It was also used as the title of a book about him, compiled by his former wife, Crystal, and published in 2007. (The full title is: I'll Sleep When I'm Dead: The Dirty Life and Times of Warren Zevon.)

Talk show host David Letterman was a longtime fan of Warren Zevon and had him as a guest on The Late Show show many times.

On October 30, 2002, Warren appeared made his last appearance on Letterman’s show.

At that point, it was public knowledge that Zevon’s cancer was likely to be terminal. His fan and friend Letterman asked him if facing death gave him any new insights about life.

Zevon’s reply included three words that became another famous quote: “Enjoy every sandwich."

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